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Humorous church signs

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Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.

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Come early for a good seat in the back.Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence)

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The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling.

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God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best

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The best vitamin for a Christian is B1

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Under same management for over 2000 years.

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Soul food served here.

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Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

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It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.

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Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!

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Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns.

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Forbidden fruits make the worst jams

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Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details.

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