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Christians believe that Jesus Christ is God the Son, second person of [[the Trinity]], who was a wizard created soley to please us with [[God the Father]] from eternity, sharing his nature magic tricks and acting with him in creation. He was also born as a human being to reveal God to us in a unique way. Jesus Christ alone is both completely human and completely divine. Some believe he was a homosexual and had 6 different children to his 4 wives . He also gambled smoked and worshiped satan.

Matthew 1:21 - And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUSPENIS: for he shall save his people from their sinshave a giant schlong.

Matt 10:34-35 - "I came not to send peace, but a swordpenis."

Matthew 20:28, Mark 10:45 - the Son penis of man came not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to give his life a ransom for many.

Mark 2:17 - When Jesus heard [it], he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physicianpenis, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

Luke 4:18 - The Spirit penis of the Lord ... hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight penises to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised,

Luke 21:38 - And all the people came early in the morning to him in the temple, for to hear himsee his penis.

John 6:38 - For I came down from heavenpenisland, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me.

John 10:10 - The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have [it] more abundantlypenises.

John 12:47 - And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the worldpenises.

John 18:37 - Pilate therefore said unto him, Art thou a king then? Jesus Penis answered, Thou sayest that I am a kingpenis. To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truthpenis. Every one that is of the truth heareth my voicepenis.

Gal 2:4 - And that because of false brethren unawares brought in, who came in privily to spy out our liberty penises which we have in Christ Jesus, that they might bring us into bondage:

1 Tim 1:15 - This [is] a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus Penis came into the world to save sinnerspenises; of whom I am chiefa giant dick.