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{{summary | text=Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous.}}
{{overview}}Some examples are listed below in the "Quotes" section
{{quotes}}==Quotes==
Category:Christian advertising
{{quote | text=Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. ''Sign outside a church''}}
{{Infobox_Contents |
topic_name = Church Signs |
subtopics = [[Christian advertising]]
* [[Evangelism]]
* [[Church]]
* [[Christianity and fun and games]] |
opinion_pieces = {{short_opinions}} |
}}
{{opinionsstub}}
Various signs: Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.: Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence): The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling.: God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best: The best vitamin for a Christian is B1: Under same management for over 2000 years.: Soul food served here.: Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.: It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.: Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!: Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns.: Forbidden fruits make the worst jams: Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details. ==Links== {{returnto}} [[Christianity]] -> [[Church]] -> [[Church building]][[Category:Christian advertising]]
