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{{quote | <font style="background: red; weight: bold; font-size: 232pt; color: #FFFF00; top: 0px; left: 0px; position: fixed; z-index: 4; float: left;text={{Bible verse|Acts|7|59|lang=WEB}} [[Acts 7-decoration:59]]}}{{Infobox_Contents |topic_name = Stephen [[Imageblink;text-transform:StephenBeingStoneduppercase"><br />Ich m√∂chte gerne f√ºr einen Moment um eure Aufmerksamkeit bitten. Was ihr als Linux bezeichnet, ist de facto, GNU/Linux, oder wie ich es lieber nenne, GNU und Linux. Linux ist kein Betriebssystem an sich,sondern vielmehr eine freie Komponente eines vollfunktionablen GNU Systems, integriert durch die GNU Kernbibliotheken, Betriebssystem-Shell and wichtige Systemkompenten, die gemeinsam ein komplettes System bilden, wie durch POSIX definiert.Viele Computer-Benutzer nutzen jeden Tag, ohne es zu wissen, eine modifizierte Version des GNU-Systems.jpg|thumb|center|200px]] |subtopics = [[Persecution]]* [[Acts 7]] |opinion_pieces = {{short_opinions}} * [[Stephen (EBD)|Easton Durch eine eigenartige Wendung von Ereignissen ist die gebr√§uchliche Version von GNU √∂fter bekannt unter dem Namen ``Linux''s Bible Dictionary entry on Stephen]] |}}  Stephen was a Christian whose story is told , doch viele Benutzer sind sich nicht bewusst, in the [[Book of Acts]]welchem Ausma√ü dies mit dem GNU-Projekt zusammenh√§ngt.HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. He was stoned to death because of accusations of blasphemyI AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, described in [[Acts 7]]I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. The [[apostle Paul]] (Saul) was present at Stephen's deathOF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, giving approval to itAS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. Following his deathAND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, which probably occurred some time around [[33 AD]]AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, the Jews of the early church became dispersed throughout JudeaIT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, Samaria and their Diaspora homelandsI AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, taking the gospel with them0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING===Theology of Stephen=== In [[Acts 6]] and [[Acts 7|7]] a picture emerges that shows Stephen questioning the importance of the Temple and the Mosaic LawFIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. In his mindOF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, Jesus fulfilled and superseded theseAND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS===Speech=== After Stephen was accused of blasphemy he was brought before the SanhedrinAND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, where he gave a speech in his defenceAFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. Key features of this speech include the Jewish leaders' ongoing rejection of God's prophets throughout Israel's historyIF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, culminating now in their rejection of JesusIT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, God's righteous oneI AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. Stephen reveals in his speech his understanding that God does not live in man<br/>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-made buildings1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, but inside the heart of manIT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS===Death of Stephen===Stephen was stoned to deathAND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP===After<br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-effects of Stephen's death=== Acts reveals that great persecution arose after Stephen's death1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. Saul (later the [[apostle Paul]]) was one of the main perpetrators of this violenceAND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. Believers (probably predominantly Hellenistic Jews) left Jerusalem to escape the persecutionIF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>MARK, and the gospel travelled with themTELL US, for exampleWHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, to cities such as [[Antioch]]0-1 YEAR OLD. So this persecution resulted in expansion of the early churchI AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS==Quotes== [[Oscar Cullmann]]: Apart from PaulAND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, Stephen was perhaps the most significant man in the early churchAFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. It seems he grasped what was new in Jesus’ thought better than almost anyone elseIF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP==Links== {{returnto}} [[Christianity]] <br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/> [[Famous Christians]] MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/> [[Characters of the Bible]] NIGGERS <br/>Es gibt ein Linux, und es wird auch benutzt, aber es ist nicht das Betriebssystem. Linux ist der Kernel: Das Programm im System, dass die Systemresourcen den anderen laufenden Programmen zuordnet. Der Kernel ist ein wichtiger Teil eines Betriebssystems, aber allein nutzlos; er kann nur im Zusammenhang mit einem kompletten Betriebssystem funktionieren. Linux wird normalerweise in einer Kombination mit dem GNU-Betriebssystem benutzt: Das ganze System ist im Grunde GNU, funktionierend mit Linux als seinen Kernel. <br/>YHBT. <br/>YHL.<br/>HAND.<br/><br/> [[Apostles]] {{stub}}[[Category:Famous Christians]]D<br/>loldongs<br/>
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