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Various signs: Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. ---- : Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence) ---- : The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling. ---- : God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best ---- : The best vitamin for a Christian is B1 ---- : Under same management for over 2000 years. ---- : Soul food served here. ---- : Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case. ---- : It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees. ---- : Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday! ---- : Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns. ---- : Forbidden fruits make the worst jams ---- : Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details.  ---- ''Add sign here...''

{{returnto}} [[Christianity]] -> [[Church]] -> [[Church building]]