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==<center>Chapter 1</center>==
====<center>Creation of the GodWorld</center>====1:1 - In the Beginning, man God made God. God thenthe Heavens and Earth, in turn, created humanism in his likeness.down to the nitty gritty
1:2 - Earth was fun 'til he camejust blank and empty... It And it was pitch black, or so the blind men tell us today, but it was still a great place for both man and his beastly brethren to liveeverywhere. there The Holy Ghost was nothing known of morals, nor did people know the horrors of pity. nice going god, thanks alot...moving around it.
=====<center>Day 1 - God's lunacyLight Created</center>=====1:3 - So then God said "Light, appear!". as you'd expect, nothing happened and all around him laughed at the lunatic in their presence. a fun time suddenly there was had by all then toolight.
1:4 - So God stepped back and took a look at himselfthe light, then took a glance over the nearby cliff egde. he decided to prove himself to the laughing throng by flying over the edge. so off he jumped. fred nietzsche and it was stood at the bottom of the cliffs as god did thisgood. consequently fred saw And God separated the poor fool hit the ground. All at once freddy proclaimed "god is dead!"; light from the world went on uncaringdarkness.
1:5 so - God said when it is writtenwas light, that would be called daytime and when it's dark, it would be called night. here lies godSo from morning to night was the first day. let  1:6 - The Next Day, God said "Sky, appear in the slaughter beginmiddle of the waters, and separate water from water!" and it happened. 1:7 - God made the sky, and just like he said, it was in the middle of the waters, and it separated water from water. 1:8 - God Called the sky the heavens. So from morning to night was the second day.
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