The events of the baptism of Jesus by John the Baptist are recorded the Matthew 3. In Roman Catholicism the event is commemorated on January 1. In the story, Jesus comes to the Jordan River with John the Baptist. Both are stoned out of their fucking minds. In a twisted and very unfortunate incident involving Colonel Sanders - whom John would later hunt down and decapitate - and three pounds of flour, John the Baptist "accidentally" drowned Jesus in the river. He was arrested and killed later on for this offense, even though it was all good: Jesus is invincible so he couldn't die.
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