Chapter 1
1:1 - In the Beginning, God made the Heavens and Earth, down to the nitty gritty
1:2 - Earth was just blank and empty. And it was pitch black everywhere. The Holy Ghost was moving around it.
1:3 - So then God said "Light, appear!" and suddenly there was light.
1:4 - So God stepped back and took a look at the light, and it was good. And God separated the light from the darkness.
1:5 - God said when it was light, that would be called daytime and when it's dark, it would be called night. So from morning to night was the first day.
1:5