Chapter 1
Creation of the World
1:1 - In the Beginning, God made the Heavens and Earth, down to the nitty gritty
1:2 - Earth was just blank and empty. And it was pitch black everywhere. The Holy Ghost was moving around it.
Day 1 - Light Created
1:3 - So then God said "Light, appear!" and suddenly there was light.
1:4 - So God stepped back and took a look at the light, and it was good. And God separated the light from the darkness.
1:5 - God said when it was light, that would be called daytime and when it's dark, it would be called night. So from morning to night was the first day.
1:6 - The Next Day, God said "Sky, appear in the middle of the waters, and separate water from water!" and it happened.
1:7 - God made the sky, and just like he said, it was in the middle of the waters, and it separated water from water.
1:8 - God Called the sky the heavens. So from morning to night was the second day. O RLY? YA RLY! or maybe not who knows? GO BIG BANG THEORY!!!!! plus the whole never mentioning of the giant lizards called dinosaurs kind of discredits the whole creation thing. w00t w00t go dinosaurs go dinosaurs go!!!! go dinosaurs go dinosaurs go!!!! oo wait all the dinosaurs are dead. just for reference I like my version better 60.224.180.5 :0
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