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[[Christianity]] is about [[God]] reaching out his hand in friendship to mankind. Christians believe that the whole world and everything in it was created by God. God is a personal being, and by some mystery that we cannot understand, he is three, yet one: [[God the Father|Father]], [[Jesus|Son]] and [[Holy Spirit|Spirit]] (see the [[Trinity]]). He created people in his image, to [[love]] him. Yet every person has rebelled against God. Yet instead of turning his back on us, God became a man, [[Jesus]], who was born about 4 BC and lived among us. He taught a message of love throughout Palestine but public opinion turned against him and he was executed as a young man. He died because of us - the death that we should have died. He was crucified on a cross, but he rose from the dead, and now calls us to trust him, to love him and to [[repent]] of our rebellion. If we do this, then we our relationship with God becomes restored and we will live forever with God.
Many non-Christians may think that being a Christian is about belonging to a particular [[church]] or following a certain set of rulerules. Most Christians however would agree that at its root, being a Christian means to be in a living relationship with [[Jesus Christ]].  Christianity is the belief that a 2009-year-old Jewish zombie will give you eternal life if you act nice to people and drink his blood and eat his flesh... and killl all the Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Satanists, Daoists, and every other person who isnt a white anglo-saxon protestant.
Christianity is the belief that a two-thousand-year-old jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood, telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master and kill or enslave all the Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Satanists, Daoists, and every other person who isnt a white anglo-saxon christian and remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple off a magical tree in a wonderland.
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