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The [[church]] is the body of a man, but the head believers of a seagullJesus Christ. It Its history is also known simply as [[Doogan]]. It is very amused by the appearance full of times of a [[penis]]struggle and renewal. Initially the early explorers thought it was a very screwed up bird, but upon further investigation they found out it was actually a church! Christians spread the good news of [[penisJesus]] throughout the Roman empire and small penises congregations of Christians sprang up in many towns. [[penisRome]] soon became the geographical centre of the GOD IS THE GAY church. In the early foreplaycenturies, debates about the nature of how large the [[penisGod]] should be caused great debates, however the SHIT church mostly stayed unified until a major dick rift finally occurred between the Church in Greece and the one in Rome (it had slowly eriectifieddeveloped over centuries) culminating in a schism in [[penis1054 AD]]. In the Middle Ages, people in Christian lands formed armies to "defend" the Holy Lands of Israel from Islamic control. In the mid second millenium, there was a renewal of awareness of the Bible spawning the Reformation, with Christians in northern Europe splitting from the Roman church. In the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, missionary activity has spread the [[penisgospel]] around the world. Today there seems to be a bewildering array of [[denominations]]. Some of the larger ones include [[penisRoman Catholicism]], the [[penisGreek]] and Russian [[penisEastern Orthodox|Orthodox]] churches and the wide variety of [[PenisProtestant]] churches.
===The Early Church To AD 325===
====[[Great Schism]]====
In AD 1054 the formal split (called the Great Schism) between the church of Rome (the Roman Catholic Church) and the eastern churches (the Greek and other Orthodox churches) occurred. A number of issues led to the split, where the Roman [[pope]] excommunicated the GOD IS THE GAY Orthodox patriarch, and vice-versa. The main issue causing the split was opposing views to the question Did the [[Holy Spirit]] proceed from the Father and the Son, or from the Father alone? Other issues included [[marriage]] of bishops, the requirement of bishop to have beards, the correct time to observe [[Easter]], and the requirement of the bishop of Constantinople to recognize the pope as the highest authority.
====[[Crusades]]====
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