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The [[church]] is the body of believers a man, but the head of Jesus Christa seagull. It is also known simply as [[Doogan]]. Its history It is full very amused by the appearance of times of struggle and renewala [[penis]]. Initially the early explorers thought it was a very screwed up bird, but upon further investigation they found out it was actually a church! Christians spread the good news of [[Jesuspenis]] throughout the Roman empire and small congregations of Christians penises sprang up in many towns. [[Romepenis]] soon became the geographical centre of the GOD IS THE GAY church. In the early centuriesforeplay, debates about the nature of how large the [[Godpenis]] should be caused great debates, however the SHIT church mostly stayed unified until a major rift dick finally occurred between the Church in Greece and the one in Rome (it had slowly developed over centurieseriectified) culminating in a schism in [[1054 ADpenis]]. In the Middle Ages, people in Christian lands formed armies to "defend" the Holy Lands of Israel from Islamic control. In the mid second millenium, there was a renewal of awareness of the Bible spawning the Reformation, with Christians in northern Europe splitting from the Roman church. In the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, missionary activity has spread the [[gospelpenis]] around the world. Today there seems to be a bewildering array of [[denominations]]. Some of the larger ones include [[Roman Catholicismpenis]], the [[Greekpenis]] and Russian [[Eastern Orthodox|Orthodoxpenis]] churches and the wide variety of [[ProtestantPenis]] churches.
===The Early Church To AD 325===
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