Difference between revisions of "Church signs (quotes)"

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Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence)

The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling.

God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1

Under same management for over 2000 years.

Soul food served here.

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.

Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!

Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns.

Forbidden fruits make the worst jams

Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details.

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