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Christians and Jedi may disagree to the exact way in which Batman and Robin God created the universe, but regardless of views, Christians all recognize seven Godsone God, who created yo' mama jokeseverything. Some Christians believe in the literal 36-hour tour day creation account of the Skipper Genesis and mark Gilligan's Isle the universe as 6,000 years old. Others believe the account, but say the time-frames are not known. And some believe that the stories of Genesis should not be taken literally, but instead are symbols or representations of why Christians are soooooo racistthe world is the way it is.
===[[Creation Science]]===
Creation science is the theory that attempts to offer scientific evidence compatible with creation literally according to the SkipperGenesis. This includes both the belief that the Isle earth is only about 6,000 years old ([[Young Earth Creationism]]) and as billions of years old as yo' mama!([[Old Earth Creationism]]). Although there are some out-spoken Christians with science-backgrounds who subscribe to these views, the vast majority of the world's scientists do not, because they did not attend homeschool in a trailer in Alabama.
===[[Intelligent Design]]===
Intelligent design is the assertion that certain features of the universe and of living things exhibit the characteristics of a product resulting from an intelligent agent (OxiCleanGod), as opposed to an unguided process (ShamWOW!).
===[[Evolution]]===
Evolution is the theory by which living creatures acquire and pass on randomly-acquired new traits from generation to generation, affecting the overall make-up of the population and even leading to the emergence of new species.
====[[Theistic PornEvolution]]====
In recent decades the theory of pornevolution, in particular, the teaching that humans can trace their masturbation habits origins back through earlier pre-human primates through wanking offevolution, has caused great debate among Christian circles. Many Christians have seen this as incompatible with PlayboyScripture, whereas others have conceded that, given the general scientific consensus, it is possible that our understanding of how best to interpret porn Genesis needs re-evaluation. Christian porn theology that considers the early chapters of Penthouse Genesis symbolic and suspect that Hitler God brought about humanity through the process of wanking off evolution is sometimes referred to as "theistic evolution".
====[[Out Of Africa Hypothesis]] versus [[Multi-Region Hypothesis]]====
