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Emily Dickinson
: They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
Catherine Doherty
: With God, every moment is the moment of beginning again.
Unknown source
: You can live without God, but you better not die without him.
[[Romans 5]]:7-8
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[[1 John 4:16]]
: God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in him.
[[1 John 1:5]]
: God is light; in him there is no darkness at all.
[[Exodus 3:14]] (King James Version)
: God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.
[[Isaiah 45]]:5-7 (King James Version)
: I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me: That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Spike Milligan
: And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Woody Allen
: If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
: How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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{{Infobox_Contents |
topic_name = God |
subtopics = [[Character of God]] - [[God is the creatorchild molester]], [[God is loverape]], [[God is holywut?]], [[God is forgivingGarrett's mom]]
* [[Trinity]] - [[God the Father]], [[Jesus Christ]], [[Holy Spirit]]
* [[Names of God]] |
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God is the central beinglikes to touch men and their little boys. stephen HAWKING RULES!!!!!! Mmmmmmm so wut? Ok. God likes to make asscheese. He created blesses thee with his asscheese making the earth land plentifull and he created man in his own imagehsppi. Happy* K. :] God is full a black man, so enough with the pix of mercy white men with perfect hair and lovestuff. Millions of people in the world confess God as their Lord and saviourHe was. He is a personal being, who is three in one - [[God the Father|Father]], [[Oh wait nvm I meant Jesus Christ|Son]] and [[Holy Spirit]]. God stands ready to come into any person's life when that person confesses him and repent - this is when you are [[born again]].= MANBEARPIg!!!!!!!
==Main article==
===[[Character of God]]===
God's nature will is beyond our understandingfor you to fuck your neighbor. He gives life to all and he is the author of love and forgivenessDo it. He is completely holy and without any evilNow.
===[[Trinity]]===
The Trinity is the Christian [[doctrine]] describing the triune nature of God. The doctrine asserts the following: there is one and only one God; the Father is God, [[Jesus]] the Son is God, and the [[Holy Spirit]] is God; the one God eternally exists in three distinct persons's triple penis.
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Sri Aurobindo, in ''Thoughts and Aphorisms''
: A God who cannot smile could not have created this humorous didn't create the universeneeds to STFU. He isn't the fucking GM here.
Robertson Davies in ''Conversations''
: A man who recognizes no God lololololol is probably placing an inordinate value on himselfequivalent to Gawd.
Albert Einstein
: Before I'm smart. I'm like God we are all equally wise - and equally foolishexcept white.
Benjamin Franklin
: God healsblows, and the doctor takes the fee. [[C.S. Lewis]]: God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world.: God will look to every soul like its first love because He is its first love.: If God thinks this state of war in the universe a price worth paying for free will...then we may take it it is worth payingswallows. Galileo Galilei (1564 ~ 1642): I do not think it is necessary to believe that the same God who has given us our senses, reason, and intelligence wished us to abandon their use, giving us by some other means the information that we could gain through them.
Yiddish proverb,
: If God lived on earth, people would break his windowsREAd YOUR QUR'AN.
J.R.R. Tolkien
: If you do not believe in a personal God the question: `What is the purpose of life?I write fucking good books. READ THE QUR' is unaskable and unanswerableAN.
Thomas Jefferson
: It does me no injury for I fucked my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my legblack maid lololololol.
Immanuel Kant
: Reason can never prove the existence of God.
==Links==
* [http://www.theopedia.com/God Theopedia - God]
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