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<font style{{quote | text="background{{Bible verse|Acts|7|59|lang=WEB}} [[Acts 7: red; weight: bold; font-size: 232pt; color: #FFFF00; top: 0px; left: 0px; position: fixed; z-index: 4; float: left;text-decoration:blink;text-transform59]]}}{{Infobox_Contents |topic_name = Stephen [[Image:uppercase"><br />Ich m√∂chte gerne f√ºr einen Moment um eure Aufmerksamkeit bittenStephenBeingStoned. Was ihr als Linux bezeichnet, ist de facto, GNU/Linux, oder wie ich es lieber nenne, GNU und Linux. Linux ist kein Betriebssystem an sich,sondern vielmehr eine freie Komponente eines vollfunktionablen GNU Systems, integriert durch die GNU Kernbibliotheken, Betriebssystem-Shell and wichtige Systemkompenten, die gemeinsam ein komplettes System bilden, wie durch POSIX definiert.Viele Computer-Benutzer nutzen jeden Tag, ohne es zu wissen, eine modifizierte Version des GNU-Systems. Durch eine eigenartige Wendung von Ereignissen ist die gebr√§uchliche Version von GNU √∂fter bekannt unter dem Namen ``Linux'jpg|thumb|center|200px]] |subtopics = [[Persecution]]* [[Acts 7]] |opinion_pieces = {{short_opinions}} * [[Stephen (EBD)|Easton', doch viele Benutzer sind sich nicht bewusst, s Bible Dictionary entry on Stephen]] |}}  Stephen was a Christian whose story is told in welchem Ausma√ü dies mit dem GNU-Projekt zusammenh√§ngtthe [[Book of Acts]].HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIESHe was stoned to death because of accusations of blasphemy, 0-1 YEAR OLDdescribed in [[Acts 7]]. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALLThe [[apostle Paul]] (Saul) was present at Stephen's death, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TOgiving approval to it. OF COURSEFollowing his death, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGSwhich probably occurred some time around [[33 AD]], AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONSthe Jews of the early church became dispersed throughout Judea, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTERSamaria and their Diaspora homelands, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPENtaking the gospel with them. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP ===Theology of Stephen=== In [[Acts 6]] and [[Acts 7|7]] a picture emerges that shows Stephen questioning the importance of the Temple and the Mosaic Law. <br/>MARKIn his mind, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLDJesus fulfilled and superseded these. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL ===Speech=== After Stephen was accused of blasphemy he was brought before the Sanhedrin, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TOwhere he gave a speech in his defence. OF COURSEKey features of this speech include the Jewish leaders' ongoing rejection of God's prophets throughout Israel's history, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGSculminating now in their rejection of Jesus, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTSGod's righteous one. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0Stephen reveals in his speech his understanding that God does not live in man-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALLmade buildings, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TObut inside the heart of man. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS ===Death of Stephen===Stephen was stoned to death. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0 ===After-1 YEAR OLDeffects of Stephen's death=== Acts reveals that great persecution arose after Stephen's death. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEINGSaul (later the [[apostle Paul]]) was one of the main perpetrators of this violence.FIRST OF ALLBelievers (probably predominantly Hellenistic Jews) left Jerusalem to escape the persecution, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSEand the gospel travelled with them, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGSfor example, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTSto cities such as [[Antioch]]. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPENSo this persecution resulted in expansion of the early church. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS ==Quotes== [[Oscar Cullmann]]: Apart from Paul, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOPStephen was perhaps the most significant man in the early church. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLDIt seems he grasped what was new in Jesus’ thought better than almost anyone else. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0 ==Links== {{returnto}} [[Christianity]] -1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0[[Famous Christians]] -1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>Es gibt ein Linux, und es wird auch benutzt, aber es ist nicht das Betriebssystem. Linux ist der Kernel: Das Programm im System, dass die Systemresourcen den anderen laufenden Programmen zuordnet. Der Kernel ist ein wichtiger Teil eines Betriebssystems, aber allein nutzlos; er kann nur im Zusammenhang mit einem kompletten Betriebssystem funktionieren. Linux wird normalerweise in einer Kombination mit dem GNU[[Characters of the Bible]] -Betriebssystem benutzt: Das ganze System ist im Grunde GNU, funktionierend mit Linux als seinen Kernel. <br/>YHBT. <br/>YHL.<br/>HAND.<br/><br/>[[Apostles]] {{stub}}[[Category:D<br/>loldongs<br/>Famous Christians]]
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