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'''WikiChristian'The Bible'' is free encyclopedia the most popular fantasy novel ever written. The first main character is a stuttering, orphaned, Jewish murderer named Moses, who was raised by the Egyptian royalty. He leads a resistance and eventually escapes Egypt with his people, and then wanders around the desert for a while, and discussion forum of [[Bible|Biblical]] [[Christianity]] after he dies his people go on to create Israel without him. He told people that he followed a god that anyone can contribute was their god now, and they had tofollow him or else. It This god was started in May 2004 and now contains so special because Moses said he created the Earth some two thousand years before, over a seven day period. Then his god put people on the earth, starting with a guy, then eventually giving him a wife. They [[SpecialFun:StatisticsOriginal sin|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}ate a fruit]] articles when Moses' god told them not to, so he decided they should suffer and {{NUMBEROFUSERS}} usersdie by being kicked out of the paradise he made for them. Since there was no more paradise, this made carnivorous animals start to eat other animals, {{NUMBEROFADMINS}} all because of them being us.<ref> Now godless [[WikiChristian:AdministratorsPaleontology|administratorspaleontologists]]imagine they've found evidence of carnivorous animals eating other animals before humans existed. That shows how ignorant and evil paleontologists are. They contradict the Bible. Wait a moment. The Bible's fantasy fiction. So paleontologists aren't evil after all.

===Vision Vegetarians are so ashamed of this, that they stopped eating other animals.</ref> The only people worth talking about at this point were inbred from this first couple. Later, an alcoholic named Noah built a boat because Moses' god told him to. Then that god told him to collect two each of the billions of species on Earth. Once all the species were collected, that god then drowned everything and everyone else because they pissed him off. Then Noah and his wife got down to another round of inbreeding, and all modern humans are inbred cousins through them. Within a few more thousand years all the different races of humanity had diverged, and all the plants, animals, and Policies insects, etc. had repopulated the earth, bringing us back to the main plot line. A bunch of WikiChristian===crappy stuff happens to the Jews, until a new main character is introduced.

WikiChristian The new character is both an ''encyclopedia'' called [[Fun:Jesus|Jesus]], whose mother was a virgin, and a ''wiki'' communitywho is supposed to be his own dad (no, really!). WikiChristian is set up with the belief He came along and told people that every Christianthey should believe in him, regardless of agebecause he was the only way into this awesome new paradise in Heaven, racewhere animals don't eat each other any more.<ref>Vegetarians rejoice!</ref> He proved all this, educationand that he wasn't faking, by doing magic tricks for any people who would stop and gender has something of value listen to offer! With time we hope him. Then some hateful Jews came along and got him killed, because they thought his teachings were hate-speech, and had to see it become a useful reference be destroyed. Then he goes on any topic related to [[Christianity]]an underworld full of pain and suffering. Its policy is that believers or non However, a few days later he crawled back out, and this now-believers can write articles. These articles do ''not'' need to be neutral point of view (personal opinions can be voiced)zombie Jesus rolled away a rock and scared two poor innocent women, as long as then joined the author of poor saps he had tricked, and had them poke fingers in him, and told spooky stories about the article makes it clear what his or her background isafterlife. As a practical line He reiterated that everyone had to believe in him or they wouldn't make it to the sandhappy afterlife. After this, Jesus crawls up to heaven, see our [[Wikichristian.org:Page Layout|Page Layout and Writing Guide]] and [[Statement of Faith]] pageshis poor saps are left on Earth without him, just waiting for a new main character to lead the way.

WikiChristian also intends ===Previous snarky summary===Perhaps the most popular fantasy novel ever written. Wait a moment -- Moslems think the [[Koran]] is better! Anyway, the main character, Jesus (a zombie who was his own father) was born of a virgin. He came to be tell mankind that they should believe in him or he will punish them for eternity in hell ( a reference point dark hot place underground). To prove that he is not just faking he did magic tricks for factual informationthe people who would listen to his speeches. He told people that the earth was create 8 thousand years ago, original textover a seven day period. He put two people Adam and Eve on earth. They ate an apple when he told them not to, Bible versionsso he decided they should suffer and die by being kicked out of paradise. All of mankind is their inbred descendants. Later an alcoholic named Moses built a boat because God told him to. God then told him to collect two of the billions of species on earth in just a few days. Once all the species were collected, Bible dictionariesGod drowned everything, song lyrics and personal testimonies of Christianseveryone else because they pissed him off. We intend Then Moses and his wife got down to create the inbreeding. Within a wiki community few more thousand years all the different races of Christians from humanity had diverged, and all the plants animals, insects etc. had repopulated the earth. Then some filthy Jews escaped Egypt and wondered around the globe that can voice their viewsdesert for a while before making Israel. Jesus was born the filthy Jews killed him, share their ideas he went to hell and help others understand Christianity and its principles! Simply - WikiChristian wants laughed at all the people that were sent there came back to representlife as zombie, document and link everything related told everyone spooky stories about hell. Then he went to Christianity!heaven a (happy place up in the sky) the end.

===Who started WikiChristian?=== WikiChristian was started by two Christian Believers who happen to be medical doctors by profession, Dr. [[User:Prab|Prab R Tumpati]] in USA and Dr. [[User:Graham grove|Graham L Grove]] in Australia. While the secular world has so many wiki projects going on, we felt a need for a wiki forum for all Christians so that we can share what we believe, who Jesus Christ is References and how God loves this world. Their own philosophies about WikiChristian can be found in the following links* [[User:Prab/About WikiChristian|A note from Prab]]* [[User:Graham grove/About WikiChristian|A note from Graham]] ===Questions and Answers=== ;What Commercial Interest Do you have?:We have absolutely no commercial interest what so ever. ;What is your mission?:Our mission is to provide a [[Christian]] encyclopedia and be a wiki based forum for all Christian writings, serve as a repository for all Christian Classic works expanding the usefulness of the content by wiki internlinking the key words, provide a contemporary free Bible Dictionary created by users and last but not least build an open source Wiki Amplified Translation of the Bible. ==Quotesnotes== ==Links==* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WikiChristian Wikipedia article on WikiChristian]* [http://siteanalytics.compete.com/wikichristian.org/?metric=uv# SnapShot of WikiChristian at Compete]* [http://www.quantcast.com/profile<references/traffic-compare?domain0=wikichristian.org&domain1=&domain2=&domain3=&domain4= Traffic to WikiChristian at Quantcast.com] {{returnto}} [[Christianity]] -> [[Christian literature, art, music and media]] -> [[Christianity and the internet]] -> [[Christian wikis]] [[Category:Christian wikis]]