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''The Bible'WikiChristian''' is the most popular fantasy novel ever written. The first main character is a stuttering, orphaned, Jewish murderer named Moses, who was raised by the Egyptian royalty. He leads a resistance free encyclopedia and eventually escapes Egypt with his people, and then wanders around the desert for a while, and after he dies his people go on discussion forum of [[Bible|Biblical]] [[Christianity]] that anyone can contribute to create Israel without him. He told people that he followed a god that It was their god started in May 2004 and now, and they had to follow him or else. This god was so special because Moses said he created the Earth some two thousand years before, over a seven day period. Then his god put people on the earth, starting with a guy, then eventually giving him a wife. They contains [[FunSpecial:Original sinStatistics|ate a fruit{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] when Moses' god told them not toarticles and {{NUMBEROFUSERS}} users, so he decided they should suffer and die by being kicked out {{NUMBEROFADMINS}} of the paradise he made for them. Since there was no more paradise, this made carnivorous animals start to eat other animals, all because of us.<ref> Now godless being [[PaleontologyWikiChristian:Administrators|paleontologistsadministrators]] imagine they've found evidence of carnivorous animals eating other animals before humans existed. That shows how ignorant and evil paleontologists are. They contradict the Bible. Wait a moment. The Bible's fantasy fiction. So paleontologists aren't evil after all.

Vegetarians are so ashamed of this, that they stopped eating other animals.</ref> The only people worth talking about at this point were inbred from this first couple. Later, an alcoholic named Noah built a boat because Moses' god told him to. Then that god told him to collect two each of the billions of species on Earth. Once all the species were collected, that god then drowned everything and everyone else because they pissed him off. Then Noah and his wife got down to another round of inbreeding, and all modern humans are inbred cousins through them. Within a few more thousand years all the different races of humanity had diverged, and all the plants, animals, ===Vision and insects, etc. had repopulated the earth, bringing us back to the main plot line. A bunch Policies of crappy stuff happens to the Jews, until a new main character is introduced.WikiChristian===

The new character WikiChristian is called [[Fun:Jesus|Jesus]], whose mother was both an ''encyclopedia'' and a virgin, and who ''wiki'' community. WikiChristian is supposed to be his own dad (noset up with the belief that every Christian, really!). He came along and told people that they should believe in himregardless of age, because he was the only way into this awesome new paradise in Heavenrace, where animals don't eat each other any more.<ref>Vegetarians rejoice!</ref> He proved all thiseducation, and that he wasn't faking, by doing magic tricks for gender has something of value to offer! With time we hope to see it become a useful reference on any people who would stop and listen topic related to him[[Christianity]]. Then some hateful Jews came along and got him killed, because they thought his teachings were hateIts policy is that believers or non-speech, and had believers can write articles. These articles do ''not'' need to be destroyed. Then he goes on to an underworld full neutral point of pain and suffering. Howeverview (personal opinions can be voiced), a few days later he crawled back out, and this now-zombie Jesus rolled away a rock and scared two poor innocent women, then joined as long as the poor saps he had tricked, and had them poke fingers in him, and told spooky stories about author of the afterlifearticle makes it clear what his or her background is. He reiterated that everyone had to believe As a practical line in him or they wouldn't make it to the happy afterlifesand, see our [[Wikichristian. After this, Jesus crawls up to heaven, org:Page Layout|Page Layout and Writing Guide]] and his poor saps are left on Earth without him, just waiting for a new main character to lead the way[[Statement of Faith]] pages.

===Previous snarky summary===Perhaps the most popular fantasy novel ever written. Wait a moment -- Moslems think the [[Koran]] is better! Anyway, the main character, Jesus (a zombie who was his own father) was born of a virgin. He came WikiChristian also intends to tell mankind that they should believe in him or he will punish them for eternity in hell ( be a dark hot place underground). To prove that he is not just faking he did magic tricks reference point for the people who would listen to his speeches. He told people that the earth was create 8 thousand years agofactual information, over a seven day period. He put two people Adam and Eve on earth. They ate an apple when he told them not tooriginal text, so he decided they should suffer and die by being kicked out of paradise. All of mankind is their inbred descendants. Later an alcoholic named Moses built a boat because God told him to. God then told him to collect two of the billions of species on earth in just a few days. Once all the species were collectedBible versions, God drowned everythingBible dictionaries, song lyrics and everyone else because they pissed him offpersonal testimonies of Christians. Then Moses and his wife got down We intend to the inbreeding. Within create a few more thousand years all the different races wiki community of humanity had diverged, and all Christians from around the plants animalsglobe that can voice their views, insects etc. had repopulated the earth. Then some filthy Jews escaped Egypt share their ideas and wondered around the desert for a while before making Israel. Jesus was born the filthy Jews killed him, he went to hell help others understand Christianity and laughed at all the people that were sent there came back its principles! Simply - WikiChristian wants to life as zombierepresent, document and told everyone spooky stories about hell. Then he went link everything related to heaven a (happy place up in the sky) the end.Christianity!

==References =Who started WikiChristian?=== WikiChristian was started by two Christian Believers who happen to be medical doctors by profession, Dr. [[User:Prab|Prab R Tumpati]] in USA and Dr. [[User:Graham grove|Graham L Grove]] in Australia. While the secular world has so many wiki projects going on, we felt a need for a wiki forum for all Christians so that we can share what we believe, who Jesus Christ is and noteshow God loves this world. Their own philosophies about WikiChristian can be found in the following links* [[User:Prab/About WikiChristian|A note from Prab]]* [[User:Graham grove/About WikiChristian|A note from Graham]] ===Questions and Answers=== ;What Commercial Interest Do you have?:We have absolutely no commercial interest what so ever. ;What is your mission?:Our mission is to provide a [[Christian]] encyclopedia and be a wiki based forum for all Christian writings, serve as a repository for all Christian Classic works expanding the usefulness of the content by wiki internlinking the key words, provide a contemporary free Bible Dictionary created by users and last but not least build an open source Wiki Amplified Translation of the Bible. ==Quotes==<references==Links==* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WikiChristian Wikipedia article on WikiChristian]* [http://siteanalytics.compete.com/wikichristian.org/?metric=uv# SnapShot of WikiChristian at Compete]* [http://www.quantcast.com/profile/traffic-compare?domain0=wikichristian.org&domain1=&domain2=&domain3=&domain4= Traffic to WikiChristian at Quantcast.com] {{returnto}} [[Christianity]] -> [[Christian literature, art, music and media]] -> [[Christianity and the internet]] ->[[Christian wikis]] [[Category:Christian wikis]]