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Kathleen.wright5: Category:Jesus

2008-10-21T13:27:22Z

Category:Jesus

Muser at 13:42, 26 June 2008

2008-06-26T13:42:23Z

P.B. Pilhet: Reverted edits by Theboyfromhell (Talk); changed back to last version by Graham grove

2008-06-07T01:15:36Z

Reverted edits by Theboyfromhell (Talk); changed back to last version by Graham grove

Theboyfromhell at 21:21, 6 June 2008

2008-06-06T21:21:50Z

Graham grove: Reverted edits by Emo joodas (Talk); changed back to last version by Graham grove

2007-06-11T20:06:59Z

Reverted edits by Emo joodas (Talk); changed back to last version by Graham grove

Emo joodas: /* What do Christians believe about Jesus? */

2007-06-11T17:32:40Z

‎What do Christians believe about Jesus?

Graham grove at 03:38, 26 July 2006

2006-07-26T03:38:46Z

Athrash: Jesus (compass) http://www.givemepink.com moved to Jesus (compass)

2006-06-23T03:57:43Z

Jesus (compass) http://www.givemepink.com moved to Jesus (compass)

Ymmotrojam: merge

2006-03-07T15:10:15Z

merge

Ymmotrojam: cleanup

2006-03-07T03:17:08Z

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 Obviously, Jesus is central to the Christian faith. Who he was, what he did and said, what Christians believe about him - these are the fundamentals of Christian believing.
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 Luke 4:18 - The Spirit of the Lord ... hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised,
-[http://www.blueletterbible.org/kjv/Luk/Luk005.html#32 Luke 5:32] - I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
+Luke 5:32 - I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
-[http://www.blueletterbible.org/kjv/Luk/Luk009.html#56 Luke 9:56] - the Son of man is not come to destroy men's lives, but to save [them].
+Luke 9:56 - the Son of man is not come to destroy men's lives, but to save [them].
 Luke 21:38 - And all the people came early in the morning to him in the temple, for to hear him.

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 ==What do Christians believe about Jesus?==
-Christians believe that Jesus Christ is a wizard created soley to please us with magic tricks and also born as a human being to reveal God to us in a unique way. Jesus Christ alone is both completely human and completely divine. Some believe he was a homosexual and had 6 different children to his 4 wives . He also gambled smoked and worshiped satan.
+Christians believe that Jesus Christ is God the Son, second person of [[the Trinity]], who was with [[God the Father]] from eternity, sharing his nature and acting with him in creation. He was born as a human being to reveal God to us in a unique way. Jesus Christ alone is both completely human and completely divine.
 ===Jesus claimed to have a purpose.===
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 One thing many people find fascinating is Jesus claims to have a purpose in life. He did all these things -- Why?
-Matthew 1:21 - And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name PENIS: for he shall have a giant schlong.
+Matthew 1:21 - And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins.
-Matt 10:34-35 - "I came not to send peace, but a penis."
+Matt 10:34-35 - "I came not to send peace, but a sword."
-Matthew 20:28, Mark 10:45 - the penis of man came not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to give his life a ransom for many.
+Matthew 20:28, Mark 10:45 - the Son of man came not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to give his life a ransom for many.
-Mark 2:17 - When Jesus heard [it], he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the penis, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
+Mark 2:17 - When Jesus heard [it], he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
-Luke 4:18 - The penis of the Lord ... hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of penises to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised,
+Luke 4:18 - The Spirit of the Lord ... hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised,
 [http://www.blueletterbible.org/kjv/Luk/Luk005.html#32 Luke 5:32] - I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
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 [http://www.blueletterbible.org/kjv/Luk/Luk009.html#56 Luke 9:56] - the Son of man is not come to destroy men's lives, but to save [them].
-Luke 21:38 - And all the people came early in the morning to see his penis.
+Luke 21:38 - And all the people came early in the morning to him in the temple, for to hear him.
-John 6:38 - For I came down from penisland, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me.
+John 6:38 - For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me.
-John 10:10 - The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have penises.
+John 10:10 - The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have [it] more abundantly.
-John 12:47 - And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the penises.
+John 12:47 - And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
-John 18:37 - Pilate therefore said unto him, Art thou a king then? Penis answered, Thou sayest that I am a penis. To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the penis. Every one that is of the truth heareth my penis.
+John 18:37 - Pilate therefore said unto him, Art thou a king then? Jesus answered, Thou sayest that I am a king. To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth my voice.
-Gal 2:4 - And that because of false brethren unawares brought in, who came in privily to spy out our penises which we have in Christ Jesus, that they might bring us into bondage:
+Gal 2:4 - And that because of false brethren unawares brought in, who came in privily to spy out our liberty which we have in Christ Jesus, that they might bring us into bondage:
-Tim 1:15 - This [is] a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Penis came into the world to save penises; of whom I am a giant dick.
+Tim 1:15 - This [is] a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.
 {{returnto}} [[Jesus]]

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 ==What do Christians believe about Jesus?==
-Christians believe that Jesus Christ is God the Son, second person of [[the Trinity]], who was with [[God the Father]] from eternity, sharing his nature and acting with him in creation. He was born as a human being to reveal God to us in a unique way. Jesus Christ alone is both completely human and completely divine.
+Christians believe that Jesus Christ is a wizard created soley to please us with magic tricks and also born as a human being to reveal God to us in a unique way. Jesus Christ alone is both completely human and completely divine. Some believe he was a homosexual and had 6 different children to his 4 wives . He also gambled smoked and worshiped satan.
 ===Jesus claimed to have a purpose.===
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 One thing many people find fascinating is Jesus claims to have a purpose in life. He did all these things -- Why?
-Matthew 1:21 - And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins.
+Matthew 1:21 - And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name PENIS: for he shall have a giant schlong.
-Matt 10:34-35 - "I came not to send peace, but a sword."
+Matt 10:34-35 - "I came not to send peace, but a penis."
-Matthew 20:28, Mark 10:45 - the Son of man came not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to give his life a ransom for many.
+Matthew 20:28, Mark 10:45 - the penis of man came not to be ministered unto, but to minister, and to give his life a ransom for many.
-Mark 2:17 - When Jesus heard [it], he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
+Mark 2:17 - When Jesus heard [it], he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the penis, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
-Luke 4:18 - The Spirit of the Lord ... hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of sight to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised,
+Luke 4:18 - The penis of the Lord ... hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to preach deliverance to the captives, and recovering of penises to the blind, to set at liberty them that are bruised,
 [http://www.blueletterbible.org/kjv/Luk/Luk005.html#32 Luke 5:32] - I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
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 [http://www.blueletterbible.org/kjv/Luk/Luk009.html#56 Luke 9:56] - the Son of man is not come to destroy men's lives, but to save [them].
-Luke 21:38 - And all the people came early in the morning to him in the temple, for to hear him.
+Luke 21:38 - And all the people came early in the morning to see his penis.
-John 6:38 - For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me.
+John 6:38 - For I came down from penisland, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me.
-John 10:10 - The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have [it] more abundantly.
+John 10:10 - The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have penises.
-John 12:47 - And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the world.
+John 12:47 - And if any man hear my words, and believe not, I judge him not: for I came not to judge the world, but to save the penises.
-John 18:37 - Pilate therefore said unto him, Art thou a king then? Jesus answered, Thou sayest that I am a king. To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth my voice.
+John 18:37 - Pilate therefore said unto him, Art thou a king then? Penis answered, Thou sayest that I am a penis. To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the penis. Every one that is of the truth heareth my penis.
-Gal 2:4 - And that because of false brethren unawares brought in, who came in privily to spy out our liberty which we have in Christ Jesus, that they might bring us into bondage:
+Gal 2:4 - And that because of false brethren unawares brought in, who came in privily to spy out our penises which we have in Christ Jesus, that they might bring us into bondage:
-Tim 1:15 - This [is] a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.
+Tim 1:15 - This [is] a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Penis came into the world to save penises; of whom I am a giant dick.
 {{returnto}} [[Jesus]]

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	==What do Christians believe about Jesus?==		==What do Christians believe about Jesus?==
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	Christians believe that Jesus Christ is God the Son, second person of [[the Trinity]], who was with [[God the Father]] from eternity, sharing his nature and acting with him in creation. He was born as a human being to reveal God to us in a unique way. Jesus Christ alone is both completely human and completely divine.		Christians believe that Jesus Christ is God the Son, second person of [[the Trinity]], who was with [[God the Father]] from eternity, sharing his nature and acting with him in creation. He was born as a human being to reveal God to us in a unique way. Jesus Christ alone is both completely human and completely divine.

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	==What do Christians believe about Jesus?==		==What do Christians believe about Jesus?==
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		+	You can draw nice circles with him.

	Christians believe that Jesus Christ is God the Son, second person of [[the Trinity]], who was with [[God the Father]] from eternity, sharing his nature and acting with him in creation. He was born as a human being to reveal God to us in a unique way. Jesus Christ alone is both completely human and completely divine.		Christians believe that Jesus Christ is God the Son, second person of [[the Trinity]], who was with [[God the Father]] from eternity, sharing his nature and acting with him in creation. He was born as a human being to reveal God to us in a unique way. Jesus Christ alone is both completely human and completely divine.

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	Obviously, Jesus is central to the Christian faith. Who he was, what he did and said, what Christians believe about him - these are the fundamentals of Christian believing.		Obviously, Jesus is central to the Christian faith. Who he was, what he did and said, what Christians believe about him - these are the fundamentals of Christian believing.

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	Obviously, Jesus is central to the Christian faith. Who he was, what he did and said, what Christians believe about him - these are the fundamentals of Christian believing.		Obviously, Jesus is central to the Christian faith. Who he was, what he did and said, what Christians believe about him - these are the fundamentals of Christian believing.