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Revision as of 16:01, 26 July 2005
Chapter 1
Creation of the World
1:1 - In the Beginning, God made the Heavens and Earth, down to the nitty gritty
1:2 - Earth was just blank and empty. And it was pitch black everywhere. The Holy Ghost was moving around it.
Day 1 - Light Created
1:3 - So then God said "Light, appear!" and suddenly there was light.
1:4 - So God stepped back and took a look at the light, and it was good. And God separated the light from the darkness.
1:5 - God said when it was light, that would be called daytime and when it's dark, it would be called night. So from morning to night was the first day.
1:6 - The Next Day, God said "Sky, appear in the middle of the waters, and separate water from water!" and it happened.
1:7 - God made the sky, and just like he said, it was in the middle of the waters, and it separated water from water.
1:8 - God Called the sky the heavens. So from morning to night was the second day.
1:9 God smoked a huge fatty and willed an angel to ride his jimmy.
