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topic_name = God |
subtopics = [[Character of God]] - [[God is the child molestercreator]], [[God is rapelove]], [[God is wut?holy]], [[God is Garrett's momforgiving]]
* [[Trinity]] - [[God the Father]], [[Jesus Christ]], [[Holy Spirit]]
* [[Names of God]] |
}}
God likes to touch men is the central being. He created the earth and their little boys. stephen HAWKING RULES!!!!!! Mmmmmmm so wut? Okhe created man in his own image. God likes to make asscheeseis full of mercy and love. He blesses thee with his asscheese making Millions of people in the land plentifull world confess God as their Lord and hsppisaviour. Happy* K. :] God He is a black manpersonal being, so enough with who is three in one - [[God the pix of white men with perfect hair Father|Father]], [[Jesus Christ|Son]] and stuff[[Holy Spirit]]. He wasGod stands ready to come into any person's life when that person confesses him and repent - this is when you are [[born again]]. Oh wait nvm I meant Jesus. God = MANBEARPIg!!!!!!!
==Main article==
===[[Character of God]]===
God's will nature is for you beyond our understanding. He gives life to fuck your neighborall and he is the author of love and forgiveness. Do it. NowHe is completely holy and without any evil.
===[[Trinity]]===
The Trinity is the Christian [[doctrine]] describing the triune nature of God's triple penis. The doctrine asserts the following: there is one and only one God; the Father is God, [[Jesus]] the Son is God, and the [[Holy Spirit]] is God; the one God eternally exists in three distinct persons.
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Sri Aurobindo, in ''Thoughts and Aphorisms''
: A God who didn't create the cannot smile could not have created this humorous universe needs to STFU. He isn't the fucking GM here.
Robertson Davies in ''Conversations''
: A lololololol man who recognizes no God is equivalent to Gawdprobably placing an inordinate value on himself.
Albert Einstein
: I'm smart. I'm like Before God except white.we are all equally wise - and equally foolish
Benjamin Franklin
: God blowsheals, and the doctor swallowstakes the fee. [[C.S. Lewis]]: God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world.: God will look to every soul like its first love because He is its first love.: If God thinks this state of war in the universe a price worth paying for free will...then we may take it it is worth paying. Galileo Galilei (1564 ~ 1642): I do not think it is necessary to believe that the same God who has given us our senses, reason, and intelligence wished us to abandon their use, giving us by some other means the information that we could gain through them.
Yiddish proverb,
: REAd YOUR QUR'ANIf God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
J.R.R. Tolkien
: I write fucking good books. READ THE QURIf you do not believe in a personal God the question: `What is the purpose of life?'ANis unaskable and unanswerable.
Thomas Jefferson
: I fucked It does me no injury for my black maid lolololololneighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
Immanuel Kant
: Reason can never prove the existence of God.
Emily Dickinson
: They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
Catherine Doherty
: With God, every moment is the moment of beginning again.
Unknown source
: You can live without God, but you better not die without him.
[[Romans 5]]:7-8
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[[1 John 4:16]]
: God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in him.
[[1 John 1:5]]
: God is light; in him there is no darkness at all.
[[Exodus 3:14]] (King James Version)
: God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.
[[Isaiah 45]]:5-7 (King James Version)
: I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me: That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Spike Milligan
: And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Woody Allen
: If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
: How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
==Links==
* [http://www.theopedia.com/God Theopedia - God]
{{returnto}} [[Christianity is gay.]]
