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HORSE HELP{{Infobox_Contents | topic_name = Post-modernism and Christianity | subtopics = [[Emerging Church]] | opinion_pieces = {{short_opinions}} | }}
A Beginners GuidePostmodern Christianity emphasizes the otherness and incomprehensibility of God, and adopts postmodern thinking which denies that absolute truth can be known. This thinking often has serious consequences for Christian doctrine. Paying close attention to the age-old philosophical question of the relationship of faith and reason, Postmodern Christianity usually thinks of the Christian faith as in some way transcending human reason, rather than being unreasonable, illogical, or absurd--on the one hand--or merely logical, on the other hand. Many scholars insist, however, that postmodern theologians' rejection of foundationalism and bounded-set theology leaves postmodern Christians with no means to determine normative truth or morals.
Horses are The Emerging Church movement (which prefers to be called a "conversation") is a proud, independent breed movement which seeks to revitalise the Christian church beyond what it sees as the confines of animalmodernity so that it can effectively engage with people in a postmodern age. Their breed, their sociallife, their training (or lack therof), Critics of this movement allege that its concessions to relativism and their own developing personalityare a few penchant for redefining theological terms have led the movement outside of the variables that must be accounted for when attempting tounderstand them individualybounds of orthodoxy. HorsesBrian McLaren, like peopleTony Jones, all have individualpersonalities so one must really spend a great deal and Dan Kimball are prominent leaders of time with an animalto develop a significant relationshipthis movement. I can say with a great deal ofconfidence howeverD.A. Carson, Millard Erickson, that anyone that spends a significant amount and Charles Colson are among the most prominent critics of timeobserving and interacting with horses can do ANYTHING with themthe Emerging Church movement.
Basic reproductive behavior==Quotes==
Horses, like most animals, depend on the sense of smell to signify the==Links==readiness of a female for an encounter* [http://www.apologeticsindex. The stallion will approach org/290-emerging-church "Postmodernism and theEmerging Church Movement"] by David Kowalskimare from behind and make a squealing noise* [http://modernreformation.org/dac05emerging.htm "The Emerging Church Movement"] by D.A.if the mare is in heat sheCarsonwill * [http://albertmohler.com/commentary_read.php?cdate=2005-06-20 "wink'A Generous Orthodoxy' -- Is it Orthodox?" her pussy and squirt a few short squirts of urine] by Albert Mohler* [http://www. Thestallion will have to approach her several times (unless shes a real slut)before she will acquiessechristianitytoday. The mare will often prove recalcitrant for sometime, even threatening to kick the stallioncom/ct/2006/006/17. As he squeals and nips herhowever, with time, she becomes acquiessent and allows him to mount her andcomplete the union72.html "Emerging Confusion"] by Charles Colson
The Stallion A full grown stallion's cock, when fully erect, will measure some two tothree feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to abouttwo inches thick at the head. Horses are somewhat different from otheranimals in the way their cock head works. When a horse is fully erect andexcited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not asthick as might be normally observed. This is to facillatate an easierentry into the mare. After the horse has entered and reaches a climax thehead swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass ashe ejacultates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force thesemen deep into the mare rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grownstallion can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will takequite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise andlower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to averageconsistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinoussubstance... it is thought that this serves to "seal" the mares pussy sothat the semen has time to do it's thing before leaking out. Horse semenis extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can drawa thin string of it five to six feet long! Horse cum has a nice flat tasteto it...not at all bitter like man's cum. You can easily drink cups of itwith no discomfort. The Mare - how to do it. Mares can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If youare somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony orMiniature Horse. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. Apony you can fuck standing up. A miniature horse on your knees orsquatting depending on the size. A mare will require something to stand onor "platform shoes"...(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground)so that you can reach her pussy.Fucking any horse will depend on the horse. Some will be ready rightaway...some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spendtime with it gaining it's trust. If something you are doing upsets it thendon't force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can makean animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcomeit's fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animalreacts will depend on it's own experiences. If you haved raised the animalyourself in a loving enviroment, then you should have no problemassociating with it, if it is a strange animal that you have met in thewild then you will have to go through an extended "courtship" to learn howto respond to the beast. MARES - TRAINING YOUR OWN When the filly reaches weaning age, seperate her from her dam. If you havelimited time to spend then she should be put to pasture. If you haveplenty of time then you should keep her in a stall. Spend time with herduring the day petting and grooming her and allow her some time to runfree. Limit her access to other horses though and see that she spends atleast 8-12 hours a day in the stall. (Start with more free time and as sheapproaches her first birthday confine her more...she is now at the rightage and her confinement will have made her so bored that she is amenable toany new experience so long as it is not unpleasant)Young fillys have noobjection to someone playing with their pussy's. I have walked up on a penfull of strange fillys at night and they came right up to me and I pettedthem and felt up their pussys and they just lifted their tales and seemedto enjoy it. These fillys didn't even know me but they were young,inexperienced and bored...also since they were penned they were used to thepresence of people and did not fear me. Most horses in a large pasturewill run when they scent a strange human in their pasture at night.If you sit on the ground and wait patiently, they will get downwind of youand snort and fret, but eventually they will get curious and comecloser...you must wait until they have come close enough to smell and touchyou before saying anything or moving. Even then speak softly and move VERYslowly so as not to spook them. If you can feed the horses and let themsmell you during the day on several occaisons then they will remember youand come to you more readily when you appear in the middle of the night. Also if you are seducing strange horses you should bring them food. Thisis a good way to start a relationship.Wild mares or those that have been artificially inseminated are usuallyreluctant to have sex. The wild ones are used to violent horsecock and theothers have had peoples arms in their cunts so they can be apprehensiveabout sexual events. Start rubbing ,scratching, etc in different areasand observe the mare to see what she likes...almost all horses enjoy beingscratched under the chin and across the withers. Play with the horse untilit is comfortable with you and as you stroke it slowly move toward it'shind end. Scratch her rump and around her tale and the move down her hindlegs. If she reacts to this well she might raise her tailsomewhat...gently rub her pussy and see how she reacts...if she doesn't getviolent then spit on your fingers and rub a couple of them through hersnatch...if she doesn't try to kick you then she is probably ready to fuck.Note on horses and getting kicked.... Standing directly in front of a horseis hazardous as it can raise on it's hind legs and come down with a fronthoof on your head. Standing 3-6 feet behind a horse is hazardous as it hasrange to wind up and kick you a good one with the hind legs. Standingbeside a horse is fairly safe. It can only stomp on your toes which can beavoided...standing behind a horse is safe if you are no farther then a footfrom it's rump..you are so close that the horse can't develop a full swingand cannot kick you hard. If the horse can move forward you might fallinto range so try to tie up or use a stall or something so the animalcannot pull away into striking range. If you make a good relationshiphowever the above is unnecessary though. I have had mare that welcomedme...pushed back every time I shoved, and contracted her cunt to milk mycock dry. Horses are some of the best pussy I have ever tried! And I havetried plenty of PEOPLE & ANIMALS! Also horses are easily trainable! Aslong as you make sure they enjoy what is happening and don't force them orget angry with them if they misunderstand what you want of them, they willlove you always. Above all try to understand what they like and do it tothem....by doing whatever, to make them happy, they will respond bygranting you greater freedoms. Once you have succesfully fucked a filly afew times she will be used to it and look forward to your visits so long asyou give her the attention she desires. You must experiment and treat heras a lover and see what turns her on. Treat her as she wants and she willgive you all. The Stallion A stallion is is one of the most proudest, powerful, masculine, thingsthere is. All stallions are very oral and like to nibble and bite onanything available. This can be annoying and painful and they should betrained against it at a early age or else you should wear a padded suit, sothat they can bite you painlessly. This might be considered as a horsethat allows itself to be bitten without reacting is signalling that it issexually receptive. Stallions that have succesfully coupled in the wildare somewhat resistant from seduction by humans. If they are isolated,tempted and trained, then they will become more acquiessent but the bestones are those that have been raised in a human enviroment since weaning,since they have not had sex with other horses they are more amenable tohaving sex with humans when their hormones kick in and they are looking forsome release. Bringing a wild horse to orgasm can be more difficult. Theyare used to a mares pussy which is several degrees hotter then a humansbody heat. A person could fuck or suck them and not bring them to thepoint of orgasm unless they had been isolated and deprived and unable tohelp but cut loose with a load. Stallions can be readily trained though. Most stud farms use artificial insemination, the stallions are aroused bythe scent of mares in heat and then an artificial vagina filled with warmwater is slipped over their cock and they reach orgasm. The stallions soonlearn the routine and just be leading them into the proper barn they knowwhat is coming and obtain an erection. This can work for you too. Bycoming repeatedly to a horse and arousing him he will become trained to seeyou as a sexual object. Soon just your presence will give him a throbbinghard-on. Arousing the Stallion Stallions are aroused by the smell of horse pussy above all else.If you have access to a mare, then gentle her till she will let you fingerher...then coat your fingers with her juice. Now rub your fingers acrossthe stallions nose! He will react even if she is not in heat! He knowsthe smell! I have done this to geldings! Horses that have been castratedand they still got a hardon!!! Also pet & rub the horse and rub hiscock...don't pull on it hard.. be gentle...big as it is it is still tender!If you rub his belly and sheath slowly and gently and let him smell somehorse pussy juice then he will erect. If you can find a horse in heat thengrab some urine and refrigerate it. Take some out and thaw it when youwant it. Rubbing some hot mare piss on a stallions nose will make himhorny as hell! He will be all over you! Once a stallion smells that hedoesn't care what he fucks! He just wants a hot hole.Make sure there are no other horses around...otherwise he will jump theminstead of you!Some horses have been trained too react to certain cues, others react totheir own natural cues...I remember a $1,000,000.00 Arabian stallion Itrained.. He stuck his tounge out about 1/2 inch...when someone would rubthis small crescent he would instantly get a raging hardon...more proofthat stallions are very oral. This stallion had never had sex with amare...he had only climaxed through the intervention of humans and wasquite happy with having sex in a artificial vagina with the help ofhumans...training does wonders. NOONE SHOULD ATTEMPT VAGINAL OR ANAL INTERCOURSE WITH A STALLIONunless they have are experienced in fist fucking or have taken a large dogin to the max ( IE knot and all). A horse has an enormus cock and could doserious damage to someone who is not prepared. A horse cock can easily growas big as the knot in a large dogs cock so if you can't take that in thenyou aren't ready. PS. A large dog can stretch you where a horse can fitif you make the switch before the hole shrivels. Country boys - you kbnow where the animals are and how to get them...youdon't need to read this. City Boys - Drive out to the suburbs and find some isolated horses.. try toencounter them in the day and get them used to you then return at night tohave some fun. IF there are stables around then spend some time there. Sign up for riding lessons or whatever and then kindof fade out and helpgroom the horses and clean the stalls. Chances or whoever runs the scenewill be glad for the help and won't question your prescence there. You canhelp run the show by day and return for sex at night. Just be careful,there is less privacy in the city as compared to the country. You suredon't want to be caught! New animals on the block!! We now have miniature donkeys and horses as well as the larger ponys toplay with! These animals reach a maximum of about 200 pounds for the purebreeds andsomewhat larger for the crossbreeds. You can buy or breed an animal justfor your size specifications! Male and female animals made to order. Miniatures are currently selling (dec. 1991) for $300 to $3000 depending onpedigree. Anyone can find a horse their size. Support and promote theseanimals. They are salvation to us all. The mares are tight and thestallions are all sizes...one can be found to fit any hole. ANIMAL TRAINER (C) 1991 EDITORS NOTE:I have known animal triner for many years and he is very experienced withanimals. Take his word as gospel....he knows what he speaks of and is atrue beastie wonder! The 5 years he spent on the stud farm gave himextensive equine experience!{{returnto}} [[Current Issues]]
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Jean-Luc Marion, a French Catholic scholar, and Merold Westphal, an American Presbyterian, are proponents of Christian postmodernism, the former in, for example, the book God Without Being and the latter, for example, in the book Overcoming onto-theology.
