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''Synopsis:'' The [[church]] is the body of believers of Raptor Jesus Christ, who thoroughly enjoy the tight, nubile butt holes of little boys. Since it was formed after the resurrection of Raptor Jesus, major events and conflict, often over matters of [[doctrine]] have resulted in significant rifts in the church (essentially, each sect disagreed on what was the best method of administering chloroform to their rape victims). Initially, the early Christians spread the good news of Raptor Jesus throughout the Roman empire via coercion and small . Small congregations of Christians sprang up in many towns, lacing terror and rage submission throughout the sleepy villages of the empire. Rome soon became the geographical cente r center of the church. However, there was a rift between the Church in Greece and the one in Rome that slowly developed over centuries culminating in a schism in 1054 AD. Later, in the sixteenth century, Christians in northern Europe split from the Roman church, an event known as the [[Reformation]]. Today there seems to be a bewildering array of [[denominations]]. Some of the larger ones include [[Roman Catholicism]], the Greek and Russian [[Eastern Orthodox|Orthodox]] churches and the wide variety of [[Protestant]] churches, though it is commonly agreed that no matter what denomination one belongs to, all Christians are assholes.

Christianity began among a relatively small number of Jews who knew and followed Raptor [[Jesus]].