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''The Bible'WikiChristian''' is the most popular fantasy novel ever written. The first main character is free textbook of [[Bible|Biblical]] [[Christianity]] that does not have a stuttering, orphaned, Jewish murderer named Moses, who was raised by the Egyptian royalty. He leads a resistance and eventually escapes Egypt with his people, and then wanders sole author but has many contributors around the desert for a while, and after he dies his people go on to create Israel without himglobe. He told people that he followed a god that It was their god started in May 2004 and now, and they had to follow him or else. This god was so special because Moses said he created the Earth some two thousand years before, over a seven day period. Then his god put people on the earth, starting with a guy, then eventually giving him a wife. They contains [[FunSpecial:Original sinStatistics|ate a fruit{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] when Moses' god told them articles (not to, so he decided they should suffer including Bible verses and die by being kicked out of the paradise he made for them. Since there was no more paradise, this made carnivorous animals start to eat other animals, all because of us.<ref> Now godless public domain texts) and [[PaleontologySpecial:Statistics|paleontologists{{NUMBEROFPAGES}}]] imagine they've found evidence of carnivorous animals eating other animals before humans existed. That shows how ignorant and evil paleontologists are. They contradict the Bible. Wait a moment. The Bible's fantasy fiction. So paleontologists aren't evil after alltotal pages.

Vegetarians Of the WikiChristian pages, some are so ashamed full of this, that they stopped eating other animalsinformation whereas others are small and need work.</ref> The only people worth talking about at Committed Christians who feel comfortable with this point were inbred from this first couple. Later, an alcoholic named Noah built a boat because Moseswiki' god told him to. Then that god told him to collect two each s statement of faith and who have a deep interest in understanding and communicating the Christian faith are the billions primary editors of species on Earththis wiki. Once all the species were collected, that god then drowned everything WikiChristian particularly seeks editors who are either working in Christian ministry (both ordained and everyone else because they pissed him offnon-ordained roles) or have studied aspects of Christianity deeply (especially if through tertiary studies). Then Noah Having editors like this helps maintain the focus and his wife got down to another round emphasis of inbreeding, and all modern humans are inbred cousins through them. Within this wiki on a few more thousand years all the different races form of humanity had diverged, Christianity that is informed by a Biblical worldview. Having workers in ministry and all /or Christians who have deeply studied their faith helps ensure that the plants, animals, information is relevant and insects, etc. had repopulated the earth, bringing us back to the main plot line. A bunch of crappy stuff happens to the Jews, until a new main character is introducedaccurate.

The new character is called ===[[Fun:JesusWikiChristian Vision|JesusVision]], whose mother was a virgin, and who is supposed to be his own dad (no, really!). He came along and told people that they should believe in him, because he was the only way into this awesome new paradise in Heaven, where animals don't eat each other any more.<ref>Vegetarians rejoice!</ref> He proved all this, and that he wasn't faking, by doing magic tricks for any people who would stop and listen to him. Then some hateful Jews came along and got him killed, because they thought his teachings were hate-speech, and had to be destroyed. Then he goes on to an underworld full Policies of pain and suffering. However, a few days later he crawled back out, and this now-zombie Jesus rolled away a rock and scared two poor innocent women, then joined the poor saps he had tricked, and had them poke fingers in him, and told spooky stories about the afterlife. He reiterated that everyone had to believe in him or they wouldn't make it to the happy afterlife. After this, Jesus crawls up to heaven, and his poor saps are left on Earth without him, just waiting for a new main character to lead the way.WikiChristian===

===Previous snarky summary===Perhaps the most popular fantasy novel ever written. Wait a moment -- Moslems think the [[Koran]] WikiChristian is better! Anyway, the main character, Jesus (a zombie who was his own father) was born of both an ''encyclopedia'' and ''textbook'' and a virgin''wiki'' community. He came to tell mankind that they should believe in him or he will punish them for eternity in hell ( a dark hot place underground). To prove that he WikiChristian is not just faking he did magic tricks for set up with the people who would listen to his speeches. He told people belief that the earth was create 8 thousand years agoevery Christian, regardless of age, race, over a seven day period. He put two people Adam and Eve on earth. They ate an apple when he told them not toeducation, so he decided they should suffer and die by being kicked out of paradise. All gender has something of mankind is their inbred descendants. Later an alcoholic named Moses built a boat because God told him value to. God then told him offer! Unfortunately due to collect two of the billions enormous amounts of species on earth spam in just a few days. Once all the species were collected, God drowned everything, and everyone else because they pissed him off. Then Moses and his wife got down to the inbreeding. Within a few more thousand recent years all the different races of humanity had diverged, and all the plants animals, insects etc. had repopulated the earth. Then some filthy Jews escaped Egypt and wondered around the desert for a while before making Israel. Jesus was born the filthy Jews killed him, he went it became untenable to hell and laughed at all maintain the people wiki as an open wiki that were sent there came back to life as zombieanyone could edit, and told everyone spooky stories about hell. Then he went to heaven thus editing rights are currently restricted but we hope that significant editing restrictions does not become a (happy place up in the sky) the endpermanent state of affairs.

With time we particularly hope to see WikiChristian become an incredibly useful reference on any topic related to [[Christianity]]. It's articles do ''not'' need to be of a neutral point of view (personal opinions can be voiced), as long as the author of the article makes it clear what his or her background is. For guidance though on the slant of this wiki please do see our [[Wikichristian.org:Page Layout|Page Layout and Writing Guide]] and [[Statement of Faith]] pages. WikiChristian intends to be a reference point for factual information, original texts, Bible versions, Bible dictionaries, song lyrics and personal testimonies of Christians. We intend to create a wiki community of Christians from around the globe who can voice their views, share their ideas and help others understand Christianity and its principles! Simply - WikiChristian wants to represent, document and link everything related to Christianity but from the perspective of the world's committed Christians! ===Who Started WikiChristian?===References  WikiChristian was started by two Christian believers who happen to be medical doctors by profession, Dr. [[User:Prab|Prab R Tumpati]] in USA and notesDr. [[User:Graham grove|Graham L Grove]] in Australia. While the secular world has so many wiki projects going on, we felt a need for a wiki forum for all Christians so that we can share what we believe, who Jesus Christ is and how God loves this world. Their own philosophies about WikiChristian can be found in the following links* [[User:Prab/About WikiChristian|A note from Prab]]* [[User:Graham grove/About WikiChristian|A note from Graham]] ===Major Developments in WikiChristian's History===<referencesThrough its history WikiChristian has generally developed gradually and progressively. In mid 2008 a major overhaul of the organization of the site began when Robert Murphy helped arrange a number of measures including uploading the entire Bible in a number of languages and translations, verse by verse. We are incredibly grateful to him for all his work. Through the years 2009 to 2015 WikiChristian was hit by an incredible amount of vandalism and spam which almost shut WikiChristian down. To save the site editing was closed down and the site lay essential dormant through these long years. In 2015 its founders and senior editors Prab and Graham attempted to bring WikiChristian back into activity. Please put WikiChristian in your prayers as it aims to be an incredibly useful source of information for Christian disciples everywhere. ===Questions and Answers=== ;What Commercial Interest Do you have?:We have absolutely no commercial interest what so ever. ;What is your mission?:Our mission is to provide a [[Christian]] encyclopedia and be a wiki based forum for all Christian writings, serve as a repository for all Christian Classic works expanding the usefulness of the content by wiki internlinking the key words, provide a contemporary free Bible Dictionary created by users and last but not least build an open source Wiki Amplified Translation of the Bible.  ==Links==* [http://siteanalytics.compete.com/wikichristian.org/?metric=uv# SnapShot of WikiChristian at Compete]* [http://www.quantcast.com/profile/traffic-compare?domain0=wikichristian.org&domain1=&domain2=&domain3=&domain4= Traffic to WikiChristian at Quantcast.com] {{returnto}} [[Christianity]] -> [[Christian literature, art, music and media]] -> [[Christianity and the Internet]] ->[[Christian wikis]] [[Category:Christian wikis]][[Category:Internet]][[Category:WikiChristian]]