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Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous.
==Main article==
==Quotes= Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. ---- Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence) ---- The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling. ---- God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best ---- The best vitamin for a Christian is B1 ---- Under same management for over 2000 years. ---- Soul food served here. ---- Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case. ---- It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees. ---- Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday! ---- Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns. ---- Forbidden fruits make the worst jams ---- Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details. {{stub}}
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Category:Christian advertising
{{quote | text=Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. ''Sign outside a church''}}
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Many church buildings have a sign out front. They are usually concise and grab attention by saying something a bit unusual and humorous.
Some examples are listed below in the "Quotes" section
Various signs: Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.: Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence): The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it'Add sign s really just a tired feeling.: God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best: The best vitamin for a Christian is B1: Under same management for over 2000 years.: Soul food served here.: Don't give up.Moses was once a basket case.: It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.: Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!: Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns.: Forbidden fruits make the worst jams: Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details.
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{{returnto}} [[Christianity]] -> [[Church]] -> [[Church building]][[Category:Christian advertising]]
