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==<center>Chapter 1</center>==
====<center>Creation of the WorldGod</center>====1:1 - In the Beginning, man made God made the Heavens and Earth. he then, in turn, down to the nitty gritty created humanism in his likeness.
1:2 - Earth was just blank and emptyfun 'til he came... And it It was pitch black everywhere, or so the blind men tell us today, but it was still a great place for both man and his beastly brethren live. The Holy Ghost there was moving around itnothing known of morals, nor did people know the horrors of pity. nice going god, thanks alot....
=====<center>Day 1 - Light CreatedGod's lunacy</center>=====1:3 - So then God said "Light, appear!" . as you'd expect, nothing happened and suddenly there all around him laughed at the lunatic in their presence. a fun time was lighthad by all then too.
1:4 - So God stepped back and took a look at himself, then took a glance over the nearby cliff egde. he decided to prove himself to the laughing throng by flying over the light, and it edge. so off he jumped. fred nietzsche was goodstood at the bottom of the cliffs as god did this. And God separated consequently fred saw the light from poor fool hit the ground. All at once freddy proclaimed "god is dead!"; the darknessworld went on uncaring.
1:5 - God said when so it was light, that would be called daytime and when it's dark, it would be called nightis written. So from morning to night was the first dayhere lies god. 1:6 - The Next Day, God said "Sky, appear in let the middle of the waters, and separate water from waterslaughter begin!" and it happened. 1:7 - God made the sky, and just like he said, it was in the middle of the waters, and it separated water from water. 1:8 - God Called the sky the heavens. So from morning to night was the second day.