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Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. Come early for a good seat in the back. Today's sermon: Rated: R (violence) The wages of sin are death, but after taxes, it's really just a tired feeling. God is like Hallmark, he cares enough to send his very best The best vitamin for a Christian is B1 Under same management for over 2000 years. Soul food served here. Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case. It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees. Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday! Headed in the wrong direction? God allows U-turns. Forbidden fruits make the worst jams Love God. Love your neighbor. The rest is details. ''Add sign here...'' {{returnto}} #REDIRECT [[Church signs#Quotes]]
Redirecting to Church signs#Quotes
