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<font style{{rtoc}}WikiChristian contains the entire Bible in the following versions* Hebrew* Greek* Latin* King James Version (Authorized Version) (KJV)* World English Version (WEB) ==Displaying a Bible verse=="background Any verse can be displayed on any page as can be seen from the following examples: red; weight : bold; font-size: 232pt; color: #FFFF00; top: 0px; left: 0px; position: fixed; z-index: 4; float: left;text-decoration:blink;text-transform:uppercase"Typing in '''<nowiki>''{{Bible verse|John|3|16|lang=WEB}}''<br /nowiki>Ich m√∂chte gerne f√ºr einen Moment um eure Aufmerksamkeit bitten. Was ihr als Linux bezeichnet, ist de facto, GNU/Linux, oder wie ich es lieber nenne, GNU und Linux. Linux ist kein Betriebssystem an sich,sondern vielmehr eine freie Komponente eines vollfunktionablen GNU Systems, integriert durch die GNU Kernbibliotheken, Betriebssystem-Shell and wichtige Systemkompenten, die gemeinsam ein komplettes System bilden, wie durch POSIX definiert.Viele Computer-Benutzer nutzen jeden Tag, ohne es zu wissen, eine modifizierte Version des GNU-Systems. Durch eine eigenartige Wendung von Ereignissen ist die gebr√§uchliche Version von GNU √∂fter bekannt unter dem Namen ``Linux'', doch viele Benutzer sind sich nicht bewusst, ' displays the following: ''{{Bible verse|John|3|16|lang=WEB}}'' : Typing in welchem Ausma√ü dies mit dem GNU-Projekt zusammenh√§ngt.HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. '''<br/nowiki>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? ''{{Bible verse|Genesis|1|1|lang=Hebrew}}''<br/nowiki>''' displays the following: ''{{Bible verse|Genesis|1|1|lang=Hebrew}}'' : Typing in '''<br/nowiki>faggot''{{Bible verse|John|1|1|lang=Greek}}''<br/nowiki>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-''' displays the following: ''{{Bible verse|John|1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-|1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. |lang=Greek}}'' : Typing in '''<br/nowiki>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? ''{{Bible verse|Matthew|6|9|lang=Latin}}''<br/nowiki>''' displays the following: ''{{Bible verse|Matthew|6|9|lang=Latin}}'' : Typing in '''<br/nowiki>faggot''{{Bible verse|2 Timothy|3|16|lang=KJV}}''<br/nowiki>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES''' displays the following: ''{{Bible verse|2 Timothy|3|16|lang=KJV}}'' ==Books, 0-1 YEAR OLDChapters and Verses== Each book of the Bible has a dedicated information article, for example [[Genesis]] and [[Book of Revelation]]. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEINGlist of the books of the Bible can be found at the [[Bible]] page.FIRST OF ALL Each chapter of each book of the Bible has a dedicated information article, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TOfor example [[Genesis 1]] and [[Matthew 16]]. OF COURSEMany of these articles are empty stubs needing information about the content of the chapter, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTStextual variants and different interpretations of theological themes. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY Each verse of each chapter has a dedicated information article, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPENfor example [[Genesis 1:1]] and [[John 11:35]]. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOPMost of these articles are empty stubs at the moment needing information about the meaning / interpretations of the verse. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0 ==Name-spaces== Book and chapter information articles are in the '''Main''' name-1 YEAR OLDspace. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEINGThus when searching for a random page you may be directed to an article about a book or chapter.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS Verses are in the '''Bible''' name-space. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPENThus when searching for a random page you will not be directed to a verse. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY Instead you can click on "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THISRandom verse" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOPto be directed to a random verse. <br/>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0Each verse does have a redirect page in the '''main''' name-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALLspace, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TOfor example [[John 3:16]] redirects to [[Bible:John 3:16]]. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN The actual text of each verse is stored in the appropriate version name-space. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0These name-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALLspaces include '''KJV''', I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE'''WEB''', IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS'''Greek''', AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS'''Hebrew''' and '''Latin'''. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHYThus, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTERfor example, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-the King James Version text of [[John 1:1]] is stored in the page [[KJV:John 1:1 YEAR OLD]]. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING ==Canon== We recognize that different denominations do not have identical versions of the Bible.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TOProtestant churches recognize only 66 books to represent the whole Bible. OF COURSERoman Catholicism has a number of additional books, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTSand Eastern Orthodoxy has a number of additional books again. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPENAt a bare minimum however all denominations agree on at least the 66 books recognized by Protestant denominations and thus we have made the decision to accept these books in the '''Bible''' name-space. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THISThe other books, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NOwhich are sometimes known as apocryphal works, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIESare currently in the process of being uploaded but because of their disputed canonicity, 0they exist in the '''Text''' name-1 YEAR OLDspace. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/ {{returnto}} [[Christianity]] ->MARK[[Christian literature, TELL USart, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/music and media]] -><br/[[Christianity and the Internet]] ->faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0[[Christian wikis]] -1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>Es gibt ein Linux, und es wird auch benutzt, aber es ist nicht das Betriebssystem. Linux ist der Kernel[[Project: Das Programm im System, dass die Systemresourcen den anderen laufenden Programmen zuordnet. Der Kernel ist ein wichtiger Teil eines Betriebssystems, aber allein nutzlos; er kann nur im Zusammenhang mit einem kompletten Betriebssystem funktionieren. Linux wird normalerweise in einer Kombination mit dem GNU-Betriebssystem benutztAbout|WikiChristian]] [[WikiChristian: Das ganze System ist im Grunde GNU, funktionierend mit Linux als seinen Kernel. <br/>YHBT. <br/>YHL.<br/>HAND.<br/><br/>Community Portal|Community Portal]][[Category:D<br/>loldongs<br/>WikiChristian]]
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