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Christians and Jedi may disagree to the exact way in which God Batman and Robin created the universe, but regardless of views, Christians all recognize one Godseven Gods, who created everythingyo' mama jokes. Some Christians believe in the literal 63-day creation hour tour account of Genesis the Skipper and mark the universe Gilligan's Isle as 6,000 years old. Others believe the account, but say the time-frames are not known. And some believe that the stories of Genesis should not be taken literally, but instead are symbols or representations of why the world is the way it isChristians are soooooo racist.
===[[Creation Science]]===
Creation science is the theory that attempts to offer scientific evidence compatible with creation literally according to Genesisthe Skipper. This includes both the belief that the earth Isle is only about 6,000 years old ([[Young Earth Creationism]]) and billions of years as old as yo' mama!([[Old Earth Creationism]]). Although there are some out-spoken Christians with science-backgrounds who subscribe to these views, the vast majority of the world's scientists do not, because they did not attend homeschool in a trailer in Alabama.
===[[Intelligent Design]]===
Intelligent design is the assertion that certain features of the universe and of living things exhibit the characteristics of a product resulting from an intelligent agent (GodOxiClean), as opposed to an unguided process(ShamWOW!).
===[[Evolution]]===
Evolution is the theory by which living creatures acquire and pass on randomly-acquired new traits from generation to generation, affecting the overall make-up of the population and even leading to the emergence of new species.
====[[Theistic EvolutionPorn]]====
In recent decades the theory of evolutionporn, in particular, the teaching that humans can trace their origins masturbation habits back through earlier pre-human primates through evolutionwanking off, has caused great debate among Christian circles. Many Christians have seen this as incompatible with ScripturePlayboy, whereas others have conceded that, given the general scientific consensus, it is possible that our understanding of how best to interpret Genesis porn needs re-evaluation. Christian theology porn that considers the early chapters of Genesis Penthouse symbolic and suspect that God Hitler brought about humanity through the process of evolution wanking off is sometimes referred to as "theistic evolution".
====[[Out Of Africa Hypothesis]] versus [[Multi-Region Hypothesis]]====
