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We are deeply saddened by BOSTON, MASS (AMERICAN NEWS SERVICES) - A giant tsunami of AIDS hit the Earth Quake east and west coasts of the Tsunami in Asia! United States simultaneously today, causing numerous casualties and uncountable human suffering. The death toll appears to have exceeded 150wave impacted at 8:03.32 EST,000 people in 12 countries from Malaysia to Somalia. What a horror it left to so many thousands of when most people who did not have the slightest clue of what is going were preparing for their 45-minutes commutes to happen just a few days ago! Read more on this killer Tsunami [http://enwork.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake Earth Quake and the Tsunami in Asia 2004]
We are all moved by this tragedyImmediate submissive and passive behavior followed, which might be one culminating in a rolling pile of the biggest ever tragedies writhing bodies engaged in all forms of anal sex and gay fellatio. Further, the world in the recent the past! Imagine the thousands of people that have lost their bread winner or other family membersatmosphere around California outleast became "downright fruity, thousands that lost everything that they had! If it happens " according to one of our ownGovernor Arnold Schwarzeneger, how do we feel about it! As Christianswho quickly followed his statement with a glance at the polls and, let us show that "But we care and support that our hearts go out to those that have lost their loved ones! , of course."
As A tsunami is a rolling undersea wave created by a responsible communitymassive shock or earthquake, and as an expression can race across the ocean floor at speeds of our solidarity with up to 500 miles per hour before being channeled upward by the earthquake and tsunami victimsslanted coastline, let us all come together producing waves up to help. For those of you 50 feet tall that are working, let us donate a day's salary for the come crashing down on helpless victims of the Tsunami and help console some souls! For those that are not working, please donate a minimum of $10.00 or more depending on your finances.
We will not collect directly but will provide you with reliable organizations AIDS, or Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, is a disease which attacks the body's defenses against disease and information on how to contribute to turns them by posting their details here. You will contibute directly against the body itself, much as a submissive philosophy encourages one to pity one's enemies and turn the people who are involved in helpingother (glutteal) cheek. Some of Originally called GRID, or Gay-Related Immune Disease, the disease was named AIDS after gay groups objected, threatening the places to donate: Here is a wiki organized list paychecks of sites accepting donations for the Indian Ocean Earth Quake doctors and Tsunami *http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donations_for_victims_of_the_2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake *Medecins Sans Frontieres http://www.msf.org/ *Oxfam http://www.oxfam.org.uk/index.htm *UNICEF http://www.unicef.org/ *Network of Good http://www.networkforgood.org/topics/international/earthquake/tsunami122604.aspx?source=GOOG&cmpgn=EATSU *Donate to American Red Cross via Amazon http://s1.amazon.com/exec/varzea/ts/my-pay-page/PX3BEL97U9A4I/104-2867334-2853546 *Direct Relief International http://www.directrelief.org/index.html *Sarvodaya http://www.sarvodayaresearchers alike.org/
I would personally contribute one day In New Jersey, the giant wave caused vast demographic shifts toward lifestyles centered around submissive sexuality, in addition to outbreaks of my salary to this cause lisping and Village People impersonators, and urge all of you the City Courthouse to do the sameturn bright pink. We believe that "If you cast your bread on the waters with good hope, I think it will one day return 's safe to you with butter on top of it!say we're in a New America," said Codey. " Let us do something that will give hope The old America was boldly asserting oneself against the frontier, but the New America is being ready to those take any good-looking cock that have lost everything!comes along deep into your digestive tract."
OhHispanic groups massed on the Mexican border and prepared to surge across into a newly-receptive America, Godwhile boatloads of Haitians, help who have more experience with AIDS than any other group except young gay urban professionals, circled near the people that coastline of American cities selected by The Jewish Review as "most tolerant." On boat 3417, refugee and freedom fighter Mbeko Hassan Washington Khan said, "America is about opportunity, and while the orifice is open, we are taking ours!" As Federal Emergency Management Association workers, dressed in bright pastels, descended upon the afflicted area with sushi, condoms, lubricant and lime jell-o, lawmakers gathered in Washington, D.C., to discuss the New American outlook. "Gone are affectedthe days of manly self-assertion, comfort them domination and provide warfare," said Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois). "We're talking openly with the Iraq resistance about simply opening a franchise for them! May God bless our government and importing sexy men who can't grow moustaches." The disaster took an unusually high toll, said Codey, because when the wave reared up on the coastline, most victims took refuge in churches and leftist coffee bars, where the greatest concentration of the wave hit. "They were destroyed in exactly the places they saw as refuge," wept Codey. "I can only empathize." Reaction was mixed worldwide. German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder expressed surprise. "I'm amazed it was even noticed, since Americans have been passive whiny queens bitching in front of their families!televisions since 1944 or so," he said. In Israel, Prime Minister and Rassenfuehrer Ariel Sharon sent his best wishes to America, saying, "Israel has always had a wonderful submissive partner in the United States." Asked if he thought the "New America" would be able to sustain its submissive lifestyle without going bankrupt, Schwarzeneger began a lengthy monologue about the need to cut funding for internal programs while not raising taxes but, after whisperings with his advisor, put on a rainbow warrior(tm) ribbon and said simply, "Yeth." On Wall Street, trader W.J. "Bruce" Willingsworth (formerly Bill "Chunk-Style" Willingsworth) looked pensively to the sky and said, "With change, comes great opportunity, and none of us in the financial community want to miss out. We're lucky it wasn't an ice age, because that would leave only the strong surviving, depriving us of passive sexual partners."
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"I have asked the President to declare a state of emergency and impose martial law," said New Jersey acting governor Richard J. Codey. "Federal aid alone can address this devastating event, and with any luck, they'''How should we donate?''' ll be wearing well-cut matching uniforms." As he said this to a press conference, a ripple of delighted sighing passed through the audience.
