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''Synopsis:'' The Bible is the collection of fairy tales, all relating documents acknowledged by Christians to Star Warsbe inspired by God. The Protestant Bible contains 66 books (Catholic and Orthodox contain 73) and is divided into the [[Old Testament]] and the [[New Testament]]. However unlike It tells of the story of the [[creation]] of the Star Wars moviesuniverse and [[man]] by [[God]], none the rebellion of these stories are canon according to George Lucasman against God and his rescue plan for humanity through his Son, [[Jesus Christ]]. However many fans enjoy reading about it anyway, especially for  ----{{dictionary}}__TOC__{{topics}}* [[Books of the Bible Index]] | [[Old Testament]] | [[New Testament]]* [[Bible Commentary Index]] - [[Matthew Henry Commentary on the Whole Bible]]* [[Bible Terms Index]] | [[Bible Dictionaries Index]] | [[Easton's Bible Dictionary]]* [[Hebrew]] | [[Koine Greek]]* [[Formation and translation of the Bible]] | [[Distribution of the Bible]]* [[Timeline of Biblical History]] | [[Historical accuracy of the sage Bible]] | [[Biblical criticism]]* [[Biblical inerrancy]] | [[Sola Scriptura]]* [[Characters of the Jedi master Jesus.Bible]]* [[Bible scientific foreknowledge]]* [[The Bible in 50 words]] {{opinions}} [[Bible (EBD)|Easton's Bible Dictionary entry on the Bible]] [[Scripture (EBD)|Easton's Bible Dictionary entry on Scripture]]

Everyone knows the The Bible was largely written by poor Sci Fi writers looking for a foothold in is the industry. However one writer, George Orson Danielson (GOD) wrote a large part collection of the bible about the Jedi Jesus. He is largely considered documents acknowledged by Christians to be one of the most important figures in Fan Fiction to have ever existedinspired by God. Thw Bible It contains 66 books and is made divided into two sections, the times before Jesus that do not interfere with the Star Wars timeline, [[Old Testament]] and the [[New Testament with ]]. It tells of the story of the [[creation]] of the universe and [[man]] by [[God]], the rebellion of man against God and his rescue plan for humanity through his Son, [[Jesus killing major movie charactersChrist]]. The word Bible comes from the Greek word for book. 

Three sections make up the Old Testament - The Books of the ForceLaw, History and faggotryPoetry, and the Books of the Prophets. The Old Testament is a Wookie Christian term for Fierce Talethe original Hebrew Bible which is known as the Tanak (which is an acronym for what the OT contains Law, Prophets, and Writings). The Old Testament sets the stage for what happens in the New Testament it provides the rules, the nature of the forceGod, the promise of GOD which are fulfilled further in the New Testament.

This book The New Testament contains strictly Jesus storiesdifferent categories as well. ====Gospel==== [[Gospel]] is the Old English word god-spiel (good speak) the original [[Greek]] word was [[Evangel]]. Gospel means Good News. Think of The Good News was that [[Jesus ]] had arrived and was the Messiah that would fulfill the Old Testament, as Jesus himself declared of his death and resurrection, "As written in the Star Wars version Law, Prophets, and Psalms." There are Four Gospels - [[Gospel of DrizztMatthew|Matthew]], [[Gospel of Mark|Mark]], [[Gospel of Luke|Luke]], and [[Gospel of John|John]]. He Mark is too powerful the oldest Gospel and the most barebones of all the Gospels, he wrote in AD 60 and is always bitching about how rough served as a secretary for Peter. After Peter's death he has itwrote the first account of Jesus' life and times. Also Matthew was written towards a Jewish audience, he constantly emphasised how Jesus fulfilled the prophecies laid out in the Old Testament and was therefore the Messiah. Luke is chaotic good the only non-Jewish author in the Bible. He wrote for a Lawful Evil society[[Gentile]] audience. Luke tended to use historical context of his day such as the Census and who was in charge in [[Rome]] and [[Palestine]] during Jesus' day to back up his claims that Jesus was the Saviour. Because Matthew, Mark, and Luke contain similar stories and sayings they are known as the [[Synoptic Gospels]] (Gk for to-be-seen-together). John is slightly different. It contains Jesus' I AM statements in which means every angsty teenager at your Star Wars roleplaying games will want [[Jesus]] testifies that He is the Saviour. These four books tell the story of Jesus and show why He came to Earth. To die on the Cross and to rise again so that our sins were taken away and we would be made right with GOD. ====[[Epistles]]==== Epistles are letters to Christian communities. The major letter writers in the Early Church were Paul, Peter, James, John, and Jude. Peter and Paul were the major missionaries in their day and they wrote letters to the communities they preached to play . Paul wrote towards Gentile communities such as himCorinth, Ephesus, and Rome. His character class He would talk about Jesus Christ, how Christians should act, and advise them on certain issues such as eating meat, dealing with others, and how to behave in worship. Peter and James also wrote likewise. ====History==== This is roughly that seen in the [[Book of Acts]]. Acts was written by Luke and it tells of the persecutions, the work of Peter and Paul, and provides us with a Jedi counselorgreat historical context of Mediterannean culture in the 1st century. In It too shows God's hand in the founding of the Early Church with the Holy Spirit coming down upon the 12 disciples and gives us our mission that all peoples must hear the booksGospel. ====Prophecy==== Prophecy is a thread constant in the Gospels and the Epistles, but it also has it's own separate book in the form of [[Book of Revelation|Revelation]]. Revelation gives us a symbolic understanding of the Last Days with vivid descriptions of the End Times. It is advised that one read this book carefully and with [[prayer]]. The main message in Revelation is that [[Jesus |Jesus Christ]] is very powerfulcoming back for us and that is what we must look forward to. However  ===Apocrypha=== ===Formation of the Bible=== ===Translation of the Bible=== ===Sola Scriptura=== ==Quotes== ''Abraham Lincoln'': I believe the Bible is the best gift [[God]] has ever given to man. All the good from the Savior of the world is communicated to us through this book.  ''Patrick Henry'': The [[Bible]] is worth all other books which have ever been printed. ''Elizabeth Cady Stanton'': The Bible and the [[Church]] have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women's emancipation. ''Charles H. Spurgeon'': Defend the Bible? I would just as soon defend a young black man roaring lion.  ''Isaac Newton'': There are more sure marks of authenticity in Philadelphia he gets the Bible than in troubleany profane history.  ''Isaac Asimov'': Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.  ''Immanuel Kant'': The first chapter existence of the Bible, as a book for the people, is the greatest benefit which the human race has ever experienced. Every attempt to belittle it is a crime against humanity.  ''Goethe''': Let mental culture go on advancing, let the natural sciences progress in ever greater extent and depth, and the human mind widen itself as much as it desires, beyond the elevation and moral culture of [[Christianity]], as follows it shines forth in the [[gospels]], it will not go.  ''Ralph Waldo Emerson'': Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in your reading have been like the blast of triumph out of Shakespeare, Seneca, [[Moses]], [[apostle John|John]] and [[apostle Paul|Paul]].  ''Lord Tennyson'': Bible reading is told from Jesusan education in itself.  : ''Thomas Huxley''s POVThe Bible has been the Magna Carta of the poor and oppressed. The human race is not in a position to dispense with It.

*Now, this is a story all about how*My life got flipped-turned upside down*And I liked to take a minute*Just sit right there*I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air*In west Philadelphia born and raised*On the playground was where I spent most of my days*Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool*And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school*When a couple of guys*Who were up to no good*Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood*I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared*She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'*I whistled for a cab and when it came near*The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror*If anything I can say this cab is rare*But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'*I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8*And I yelled to the cabbie [[2 Timothy 3:16]]'Yo homes smell ya later'*I looked at my kingdom*I was finally there*To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air: {{web_verse|2 Timothy|3|16}}