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<font style{{Infobox_Contents |topic_name ="background: red; weight: bold; font-size: 232pt; colorJoseph |subtopics = [[Jacob]]* [[Joseph: King of Dreams]]* [[Genesis (WEB)#FFFF00; top: 0px; left: 0px; position: fixed; zChapter 37|Genesis 37-index: 4; float: left;50 (text-decoration:blink;text-transform:uppercase"><br />Ich m√∂chte gerne f√ºr einen Moment um eure Aufmerksamkeit bitten)]] |opinion_pieces = {{short_opinions}} * [[Messages in Joseph (G. Was ihr als Linux bezeichnet, ist de facto, GNU/Linux, oder wie ich es lieber nenne, GNU und LinuxG. Linux ist kein Betriebssystem )]]* [[Joseph (EBD)|Easton's Bible Dictionary entry on Joseph]] |}}  Joseph was an sich,sondern vielmehr eine freie Komponente eines vollfunktionablen GNU Systems, integriert durch die GNU Kernbibliotheken, Betriebssystem-Shell and wichtige Systemkompenten, die gemeinsam ein komplettes System bilden, wie durch POSIX definiertimportant figure in the [[Old Testament]].Viele ComputerHis story is found in the [[book of Genesis]] (Genesis 37 -Benutzer nutzen jeden Tag, ohne es zu wissen, eine modifizierte Version des GNU-Systems50). Durch eine eigenartige Wendung von Ereignissen ist die gebr√§uchliche Version von GNU √∂fter bekannt unter dem Namen ``Linux''Joseph was one of twelve sons of [[Jacob]] (also called Israel), doch viele Benutzer sind sich nicht bewusstwho was, in welchem Ausma√ü dies mit dem GNU-Projekt zusammenh√§ngt.HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIESturn, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEINGthe grandson of [[Abraham]].FIRST OF ALLJoseph was the favourite son of Jacob, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSEbecause he was the firstborn son of [[Rebecca]], IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTSthe wife he loved most. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHYThe story of Joseph explains why the Israelites ended up in [[Egypt]], IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPENand therefore is essential background to understanding the story of [[Moses]] and the [[exodus]] of the Israelites. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0 ===Joseph as an example for us=== The story of Joseph provides us with an example of godly living* Joseph was a man of integrity -1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONSWhen Potiphar's wife attempted to seduce Joseph, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTShe did not submit. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0* Joseph did not credit his abilities to himself -1 YEAR OLDHe gave the glory to God. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0* Joseph forgave -1 YEAR OLDHe forgave and protected his brothers. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING* Joseph put his trust in God.FIRST OF ALL ===Joseph in light of the New Testament=== The story of Joseph is about saving forgiveness, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTSand it reminds us of Jesus. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPENJoseph was punished even though he was innocent of the crime he was accused of. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOPJesus was punished even though he was innocent of all crimes. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEINGJoseph saved his family from death despite the wrong they had done to him.FIRST OF ALLChrist, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSEthrough the cross, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONSsaves us from death and eternal separation from God, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTSdespite the wrong we all have done him. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br ==Quotes== ==Links==* [http:/>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLDwww. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEINGgodtube.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>NIGGERS <brcom/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLDview_video. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENUphp? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0viewkey=2aea5eab3352f8cc0787 Somebody Told Me] -1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>MARK, TELL US, WHY DID YOU BUTTFUCK XENU? Why MONGO? <br/><br/>faggot<br/>HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP. <br/>NIGGERS <br/>Es gibt ein Linux, und es wird auch benutzt, aber es ist nicht das Betriebssystem. Linux ist der Kernel: Das Programm im System, dass die Systemresourcen den anderen laufenden Programmen zuordnet. Der Kernel ist ein wichtiger Teil eines Betriebssystems, aber allein nutzlos; er kann nur im Zusammenhang mit einem kompletten Betriebssystem funktionieren. Linux wird normalerweise The Christian parody band ApologetiX encapsulates the life story of Joseph in einer Kombination mit dem GNU-Betriebssystem benutzt: Das ganze System ist im Grunde GNU, funktionierend mit Linux als seinen Kernel. <br/>YHBT. <br/>YHL.<br/>HAND.<br/><br/>:D<br/>loldongs<br/>this song {{returnto}} [[Bible Characters Index]]
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